I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
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