I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
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I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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