I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
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I think your dad took our porno
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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