it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
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I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
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