i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
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