So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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