i was rollin on her like bob the builder
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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