ya dads aren't the best wingmen
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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