Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
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If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
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Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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