dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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