we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
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I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
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That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He shit in the fireplace
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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