Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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