I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I am naked and annoyed.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
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What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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