You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
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He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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