just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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