Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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