Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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