I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
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i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
It's shark week go big or go home
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