So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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