I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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