My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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