you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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