i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
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that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
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