WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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