what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
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I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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