do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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