i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
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Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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