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(850): View more from Florida

So are we goin out tonight?

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Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...

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And that was fun, wasn't it?

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(850): So are we goin out tonight? (315): Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night... (850): And that was fun, wasn't it? http://tfl.nu/s8z3

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(352): View more from Florida

He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.

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(352): He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies. http://tfl.nu/ks6d

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(925): View more from California

Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.

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(925): Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab. http://tfl.nu/xv4n

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(+44): View more from England

He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.

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(+44): He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober. http://tfl.nu/8esm

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her

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(612): I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her http://tfl.nu/lmu7

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(239): View more from Florida

Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?

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Nah, just masturbating louder

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(239): Is it weird being in the house without any roommates? (813): Nah, just masturbating louder http://tfl.nu/cjwy

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(905): View more from Ontario

oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...

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(905): oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"... http://tfl.nu/xa6k

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(309): View more from Illinois

so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....

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(309): so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower.... http://tfl.nu/5ddp

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(925): View more from California

I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.

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(925): I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts. http://tfl.nu/g61c

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He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!

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(217): He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP! http://tfl.nu/1t3i

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I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night

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(630): I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night http://tfl.nu/4uc3

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surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser

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(201): surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser http://tfl.nu/4p89

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...

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(405): He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door... http://tfl.nu/vmh9

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(712): View more from Iowa

On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair

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(712): On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair http://tfl.nu/1z3p

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(818): View more from California

I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.

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(818): I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots. http://tfl.nu/3p7b

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