I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
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Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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