i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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