We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
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His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
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New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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