It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
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I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Someone came in the potted fern
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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