You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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