Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
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He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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