so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
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I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
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Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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