so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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