I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
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Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
MIDGETS
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Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
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