Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
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We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
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not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
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