I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
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I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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