then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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