The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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