Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
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I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
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I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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