My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
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we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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