this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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