i don't like sucking hair
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
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The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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