Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
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My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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