We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
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i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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