In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
oh god the rape fog is back!
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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