i just google imaged poop.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
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I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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