i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
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I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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